🤷 Ostalo

Mnogo sam se sekirao - I axed my self very much. Pričam sam sa sobom - I'm talking alone with the room. Računaj na mene - Calculate on me. Čekanje u redu za kruh - Waiting all right for bread. Ko te Å”ljivi - Who plums you. Ko te Å”iÅ”a - Who cuts your hair. Nosi se - Carry yourself. Tekuća pitanja - Liquid questions. Od malih nogu - Since the little legs. Malo prije - Small before. More bre - Sea, brother. Voditi računa - To lead the bill. Samoubojica - Only Killer Napet sam - I'm on five. Hajde da igramo karte - Let's play tickets. Dijelim VaÅ”e miÅ”ljenje - I divide Your opinion. On je svjetla točka - He is a bright full stop. Spetljao se s njom - He looped himself with her. Želim se nasloniti na tebe - I wish to elephant on you. Å to ti pada na pamet - What is falling on your brain. Pucali smo od smijeha - We were shooting from laughter. Pijan je ko majka - He is as drunk as a mother. Iz čista mira - Out of clean peace. Fotokopije - Foto-who-drinks. Upala miÅ”ića - The infall of a little mouse. Supruga - Are-railway. Blago tebi - Treasure to you. Veni, vidi, vici - Fade, see, jokes. Sve Å”to je izgubljeno, može se povratiti - Everything that is lost can be thrown up. Pop-pjevač - Priest-singer. Sve je gore i gore - Everything is up and up. Sranje kroz gusto granje - Shitting through a dense bush. Sarajevo - Sara is an ox. Dedinje - He belongs to grandfather. Mali LoÅ”inj - Little bad city. Skoplje - Castration city. Neda Ukraden - No Yes stolen. Ružica Sokić - Little rose Little juice. Slobodan MiloÅ”ević - Freeman Gentlefuck. Alija Izetbegović - But I And brother-in-law escape. Mirjana - Peace I on. Tugomir - Sadpeacer. Nada Križić - Faithful Littlecross. Tihomir - Silentpeace.

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